Mouse Potato
mouse potato
Someone who spends all their time on the computer surfing the net or playing games. Similar to couch potato.
Fakebook
Adding friends to facebook who you don’t particularly like, socialize with or think you are friends with.
Carbon Guilt
The feeling of guilt for using too much carbon
e.g. too much air travel,
driving to the corner shop in the car, etc
‘Man, I have to fly to Zurich for the second time this month’
‘Whoa, you must have some major carbon guilt over that’
Car Definitions
Mercedes
A car which, upon entering, instantaneously turns a person into an arrogant asshole and makes him/her forget all traffic rules and regulations.
Referred As - Look at that Merc driver over there, thinking he’s the king of the road. Maybe someone should go and remind him of traffic lights, turn signals, lanes and road signs.
Volkswagen
In German, its means “people’s wagon”, fucking great car company, everything to compact to suv, to faster cars.
Porsche
the car that nobody needs, but everybody wants !
Lamborghini
FAST Ass car… sex machine.
koenigsegg
1. VERY fast cars
2. Stupidly hard word to spell, well done if you did it !!
BMW
BMW
Possibly the greatest luxury car make.
German, Bayerische Motoren Werke, or in English, Bavarian Motor Works.
Cars in most categories, excluding vans of any sort.
Referred to as - Man! look at that new BMW M5!
That BMW kicks Mercedes’ ass.
